Sunday, July 1, 2012

Chris Cogott

I don't care who you are. Chris Cogott probably sounds better than you do. Get over it.

I don't have a video of this song because Chris is very shy and lives in the Witness Protection Program. Actually he's not, but I want you to treat him as if he were. Because he doesn't know he's awesome, and if any of you bastidges tell him how good he is he may go pro and not have time to collaborate with the rest of us poor schlubs anymore. Then I'll have to come to your house and strangle you, personally.